Breaking News!! Former NBA Player to Coach in RBA!! Rick’s Cabaret New York has confirmed that a former NBA superstar will become the 1st head coach of the newly formed Rick’s Basketball Association (RBA). This league is comprised of teams made up of dancers from the Rick’s Cabaret group of gentlemen’s clubs. The new coach is scheduled to be introduced at a press conference tomorrow at noon at Rick’s Cabaret/New York City.

The ladies from Rick’s Cabaret/New York City have already been outfitted with sexy new uniforms (see previous post here), but up until this week were without a coach. Their new mentor is expected to whip them into shape to compete against teams from the company’s other clubs. The full league schedule will be announced in January 2012.

“People will be amazed when we tell them who our coach is, because he was one of the great players in the NBA” said Gianna, a player for the New York team. “The girls are really excited. We’re practically busting out of our tops! We plan to give him a really warm welcome on Tuesday.”

“I hear he’s going to have us do a workout on Tuesday in front of the press,” said Sky, the point guard for the team. “I can’t wait to show off some of my moves!”

Who could this mystery coach be? Shaquille O’Neal? Dennis Rodman? Former New York Knick John Starks? We will find out tomorrow @ noon (EST)!