Tag Archives: playoffs
Miguel Cabrera Wins The Triple Crown
I cant understand why anyone is entertaining Mike Trout as the AL MVP when Miguel Cabrera wins the Triple Crown. With a .330 average, 44 home runs and 139 RBIs, Cabrera became the first player in 45 years to achieve the Triple Crown, leading the American League in all three categories.
Top 5 Girls Who Should Take Tim Tebow’s Virginity
Even if Tim Tebow isnt a virgin anymore (God help him if he still is the fucking guy is a starting QB in the NFL you’d think he would have gotten some stank on his hang-low by now), ReposDelight.com feels these broads should take the sacred virginity of the worst quarterback in the NFL right before his first playoff game. It might help him be more of an accurate passer if they do.
5. This Girl
Look at her. How many girls you know have body-painted your highschool football jersey on? None. Tebow didnt even ask this girl to do and she went out of her way to. Therefore, she must want to make Tebow a man.
4. Awesome Kong
Why Ms Kong? Because he’s gonna cry like a little girl when he loses it anyway so at least she will give him a reason to cry.
3. Cameron Diaz
Why Cameron? Well she is a very famous name who has slept with another idiot athletes. Maybe she can feed Tebow popcorn at the Super Bowl.
2. Urban Meyer’s Daughter
Ideally if all of the stars lined up not only would Urban Meyer want this to happen, but so would Tebow. Come to think of it, it might have already happened.
1. Samantha Saint
Porn star Samantha Saint is the obvious choice to take away his virginity for a couple of reasons.
a. She gets paid to fuck. And she’s good at it too! I’ve spend many a lonely night scouring the internet for Samanath Saint videos.
b. She is the genius behind the whole “Naked Tebowing” fad across the internet.
