There are many memorable moments in music history. We all remember when Michael Jackson slid across stage doing the moon walk. MC Hammer’s dreadful parachute pants set back everyone’s fashion sense for at least 3 months (the length of his career). Who can forget Vanilla Ice? Sadly, however, this will not be one of those memorable moments. Before Beiber was breaking little Mexican girl’s hearts and Timberlake was running through Hollywood starlets faster than Hussein Bolt does a 100 meter dash, there was one! We all know him as the fool pitying, Jibba Jabba stopping B.A. Barackus.
Keyboard Cat better watch his back! Gerardo Martinez takes animal cruelty to a whole ‘nother level. According to a Ranker.com report “Police were called to an apartment building when neighbors saw a man across the street, pants around his ankles, chucking a cat off a 7 story balcony. The cops arrived and found a gray cat near the sidewalk barely breathing and bleeding. The cat later died of natural causes not related to its inevitable shame.
From what I can tell, the life of a Panda bear is a sweet gig. Hang out all day eating leaves, hump the lady pandas in the evening, sleep all night, rinse and repeat. Everyone thinks you are cute, but they are also wary enough of you that no person feels entirely comfortable with testing you. Being a Panda would be awesome.
At least that is what I thought before watching this video over on TheHotGlove. Unless this guy is the Rodney Dangerfield of Panda Bears, the jungle might just be a little wilder than I thought and definitely makes me believe that Kung Fu Pandas do exist. If your Panda brothers did this to you, a swift kick to throat would definitely be in the offing: