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The Beef’s Week 1 Picks, Son!!!
Week 1 of the NFL season is 1 day away! The Beef hasn’t been this happy since the first time Turd Ferguson introduced him to Kate Upton……thanks Turd. This season is going to be full of upsets, injuries, and laughs. Here are my 5 games to watch:
2012 Rookie QB’s You Should Pick Up
It’s fantasy draft season again, & your roster probably isn’t shaping up the way that you thought it would. Rodgers and Brees flew off the board, with Tom Brady next. Good quarterbacks are few and far fetched, so what are you going to do once the greats are off the board?? For those who missed out on the gravy train, Puerto Rican Beef says don’t sleep on the following 5 Rookie quarterbacks:
**Top Rookie QB** – Andrew Luck, Indianapolis Colts: Last year every bad team wanted to “Suck for Luck”, and this year, the Colts may very well “Suck with Luck”. This won’t be because Luck isn’t talented, however. Luck is a fantasy football dynasty dream player. He has shown in his first two starts that he possesses the skills and determination to make the Colts better. For those who have drafted him he will not produce big numbers this year, but he will definitely continue to get better and turn into a fantasy football point’s producer in the years to come. Don’t sleep on Luck!
Repos Fantasy 5 to Avoid – QBs
It’s fantasy season once again, and we are doing our best to help you avoid fantasy shame and ridicule. ReposDelight proudly presents our first Fantasy 5 to Avoid post, featuring the worst QB choices of 2012.
1.) Joe Flacco. Not to call this guy terrible, but last season was his chance to prove to everyone what he had in the tank. After being criticized by his teammates, skeptics, and even some of his family members (Mama Flacco went hard at little Joey on her blog….just kidding…well sort of…) Joe had all the reason to prove that he is an elite Qb. After coming out of the preseason with a full head of steam, Joe fizzled and failed to live up to any expectations.
Verdict: This guy is so bad that I wouldn’t consider him as the backup to my backup QB. If you select Flacco, don’t anticipate many points unless it’s a PPI league (Points Per Incompletion). Outside of my two slow nephews, I don’t know many people who would select Joe Flacco as a fantasy starter.
Repos 2012 Fantasy Picks – Top 5 Wide Receivers
It’s that time of year again. The time in which fantasy gurus from all around the country get together to pick their teams so that they can compete for cash, pride, but most importantly bragging rights. Alright I lied, the cash is always most important; just thought that bragging rights sounded cooler. Once Drew Brees and Arian Foster are gone, what are you going to do???? The Beef says pick up a top flight wide receiver ASAP! Who can you count on to get an easy 20 points a game??? The following 5 receivers are so good that even fantasy dummies can’t miss with them:
Bollywood: Go Big or Go Home
If you have ever seen an Indian Bollywood movie on late night tv you know that its usually some outrageous movie that consists of two people who are in love and break out into random choreographed song and dance routines that include anyone who is in the vicinity. This, however, strays away from the Bollywood norm. The only love story in this clip is between the little man and his love for dance. Surrounded by his four hype men ( and the creepy old guy controlling the boom box ) this little guy gets down. Watch this little man bust a move….80′s style!
Poster child……by Blake Griffin
It’s not everyday that you see a dunk like this………..unless you are a die hard Clippers fan who follows everyone of Blake Griffins games. This man is a beast! No question about it. Why Pau Gasol thought he could stop Blake Griffin? We may never know, but the outcome was a serious posterization. They had to get the Special Victims Unit out to help Gasol because his pride was murdered! Enjoy.
Mr. T Tuesday
Boys 2 Men loved their momma. Puerto Rican Beef loves his momma. So it is no shock that the man known as T. loves his momma. What did shock the hell out of me is that he conveyed his love for his momma in a 2 minute 30 second video. The video starts off with a David vs. Goliath battle of words between two youngsters. T. let’s them go pretty hard at each other until the girl (future role as Sloth from the Goonies) mentions the other kids momma. Mr. T aint having that and he shows the youngsters true momma respect by whipping a mic out of the back of his pants and rapping each letter of the word momma to explain how he feels. I dig the backup singers, but don’t dig the fact that T. is wearing short ass shorts and stripped tube socks. Feel free to channel your feelings about Mr. T on the comments section below.
Enjoy the video below!
