We all have had the misfortune of having a friend or cousin who is on lock down by their significant other when it comes to hanging out with his friends. It happened here at the ReposDelight office today. All of the writers are getting together for a night of drinks and debauchery and one our writers cant come because he has “stuff” to do with his wife.

So here is a top 10 list of reasons guys cant hang out with their bros.

10. He only drinks appletinis
Understandable. He doesnt want his bros seeing him drink the most female drink of all time.

9. He is globetrotting with Dennis Rodman
Thats actually a good enough reason. Only problem is why didnt he invite the rest of his bros?

8. Its Dancing With The Stars night
This isnt something that is in his best interest to make public, but its true.

7. His wife flat out said no
Pussy!

6. He drives a Prius
Like #10 on this list, its understandable. He doesnt want anyone to see him driving a Prius. But he could have asked for a ride.

5. He has to catch up on DVR’ed episodes of Teen Mom
Because Dancing With The Stars wasnt enough

4. He has to go do laundry
Because apparently his girlfriend or wife doesnt know how to.

3. Doesnt want his girlfriend interrogating him on who will be there
If your girlfriend or wife does this, run for the hills!

2. He bought his girlfriend tickets to the roller derby
If his girlfriend is into roller derbies, then shes most likely a dike and doesnt give head.

1. He’s getting his asshole bleached.
Welp, thats just a damn shame.