This is Sarah McDowd.

Sarah McDowd is now at the top of my Awesome People list. When I reached out to her for an interview she replied, “Fuck yeah!”. Needless to say she gave me one of the best and hands down the funniest interview I’ve ever done. Check out the hilarious interview below as well as a super sexy gallery.

Turd Ferguson: How often do you get hit on?
Sarah McDowd: Ehh, it’s actually a bit upsetting in terms of my getting-hit-on-track-record. It’s never by a hot dude that I would want to bang. It’s always by total creeps and homeless people. One homeless dude proposed to me from his wheelchair on Hollywood Blvd not too long ago, it was fucking creepy. Or they’re complete fucking idiots that I just go off on in front of all of their friends. Is it me?

TF: How long have you been modeling?
SM: I have been modeling for 6 years. Fulltime for the past 5 years; within the past year I have branched out and added other jobs to my repertoire in addition to modeling. I intend to continue on that path. I love acquiring new skills and knowledge.

TF: Who are some of the big web sites/people you’ve modeled for?
SM: Woop! How about some self-promotion? You can view a quick list of my modeling credits [right here]. And while I am linking to my website, let me explain a bit about it. ModelMentors.com is my website; my BABY. I knew jack shit about web design, HTML, CSS, graphic design, FTP, search engine optimization, web marketing, etc. when I started on this project. I just knew that I had the passion, the knowledge to share, and the tenacity to learn all of the required skill sets involved with bringing the thing to life. I do know the amount of corruption within the modeling industry, I know about the blind pipe dreams, I know about the naivety; I also know how much I want to mentor people along every step of the way. I’ve done absolutely everything on my own and I love it. 2013 will be dedicated to going hard – tons of new articles, blogs, interviews to be added, new Mentors being added to the team, video tutorials, and so much more. I am STOKED! So keep an eye out in 2013!

TF: What are your plans for Valentines Day?
SM: I’m going to try to balance things between my two steady boyfriends, Ben and Jerry. Maybe we will have a threesome and they will make some amazing ice cream for me. It’s just a fantasy for now though.

TF: What are your official measurements?
SM: Fat as fuck! Not really. But who cares what my measurements are… as long as I don’t make you throw up when you look at me, I win.

TF: Who do you got in the Super Bowl?
SM: Well, since I took my sweet time filling this interview out, we all clearly know who won the Super Bowl. Beyonce did. And the New Orleans Department of Water and Power also won… they clearly hold the power (no pun intended), and you better respect that shit, and now we all know it.

TF: Boardwalk Empire or Homeland?
SM: What the fuck are you talking about?! I had to Google this. Turns out they are TV shows, on HBO and Showtime, respectively. “I don’t always watch TV… but when I do, it’s Real Housewives.” -the most interesting person named Sarah McDowd on Earth.
TF: You’re kidding me right? You didnt know about Boardwalk or Homeland?
SM: Seriously I didnt.

TF: Do you consider yourself as a “Whooty”?
SM: A White girl with a booty? Why yes, I do. Don’t you?
TF: Fuck yeah! I think this picture below proves that you are.

TF: What do you wear to sleep?
SM: Wife beaters and shorts. Thrilling, I know.

TF: Do you have a zombie contingency plan?
SM: Um… is that a rhetorical question? Yes! Of course I do! I am a very practical person. I am well-armored with roller-blades to outrun all the other non-roller-bladed-losers, a large jar of minced garlic oh fuck… that was supposed to be a part of my vampire contingency plan, a wooden stake oh, fuck…, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s DNA in order to clone her ass when I need her… ohhhhhhh fuck, squared!!! It appears that I need to revise my “Zombie Survival” portfolio.

TF: Can you give us some of your DNA so we can clone 100′s of Sarah McDowd’s in order to make the world a better place?
SM: Funny you should mention that.. I believe Buffy the Vampire Slayer has my DNA on file in case of a Zombie Apocalypse. Give that a whirl.

Thank you Sarah for this awesome-ass interview! You were a lot of fun!
You can check out more of Sarah McDowd at SarahMcDowd.com and at ModelMentors.com