Top 10 Names The New Orleans Hornets Should Change Their Name To

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Sounds like the New Orleans Hornets are going to be changing their name to get this, The Pelicans. So here is a list of 10 names that the Hornets should change their name to.

The New Orleans Pistols
Honor Pistol Pete Maravich. He was a legend when the Jazz was in New Orleans.

The New Orleans Gumbo
Its an awful name for a sports team, but Gumbo and New Orleans go hand-and-hand.

The New Orleans Mardi Gras Beads
Their mascot could be a pair of big boobs with beads covering the nips.

The New Orleans Broken Levees
I know, I know, Im going to hell. But that leads me to the next team name.

The New Orleans Devils
This would make them the opposite of the NFL’s Saints.

The New Orleans We Suck
Another obvious choice for the name to replace “The Hornets”.

The New Orleans Jazz
How about the NBA makes Utah give the name to New Orleans? New Orleans give the Hornets to Charlotte and Charlotte give the Bobcats name to Utah? Makes sense?

The New Orleans Hurricanes
Its obvious why but if the NHL can give that name to Carolina and The U can have that name, why cant New Orleans?

The New Orleans Steaming Jambalaya
Another dish that goes hand-and-hand with New Orleans.

The New Orleans Unibrows
Lets face it, Anthony Davis is the eyebrows… er face of the franchise.

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