#5 – Philip Rivers
Rivers that guy who takes your annual Turkey Bowl game like he’s playing in front of some scouts. He also gets mad and yells at the buddy you invited to play because he dropped a pass. He also shows up with eye black.

#4 – Peyton Manning
Peyton is that old man that cant do any running what-so-ever. So he takes the ball and plays QB. He might throw 2 – 4 picks too.

#3 – Sam Bradford
Heres the one guy at your Turkey Bowl who is always getting hurt.

#2 – Rex Grossman
He’s the guy you dont wont on your team because for starters, he sucks. Second he’s way too short to be playing quarterback. Third, he sucks.

#1 – Tim Tebow
Heres the guy who insist on playing quarterback even though he shouldnt be playing quarterback. He cant make a single throw (unless its to a trash can) and even when you’re losing by 3 touchdowns still has the nerve to tell you that “God willing, we’re gonna win”.