The All White Fantasy Football Team
This idea was kicked around on UsVersusThem and I couldnt believe I didnt come up with it first. But I gotta give credit where credit it due, Brock Hardon from Team UVT is a genius. You can see his All White Fantasy Team here. Mine is below.
Quarterback: Tom Brady
Theres no more feared quarterback in the game outside of Aaron Rodgers. Brady has that assasin mentality. Up 35 in the forth quarter, dont care we’re gonna score again mentality. And besides, any man that can do Uggs commercials, dance like a retard and still get to spill his baby batter inside of Gisele can play for me.
Running Back: Toby Gerhart
Toby is one hit to the knee of Adrian Peterson from being the full time starter for the Vikings. Look at him, he looks like an accountant in pads.
Running Back: Peyton Hillis
He’s just a big ol’ country White boy who should be playing line backer but instead runs the ball.
Wide Receiver: Wes Welker
He’s head and shoulders the best White receiver in the NFL. And he like Tom Brady is married to a mega hottie. Welker gets to feel this chicks sugar walls.
Wide Receiver: Jordy Nelson
Jordy has the Whitest name in the NFL. Damn Cheeseheads look like goobers.
Tight End: Rob Gronkowski
Wow, theres 3 Patriots on this team. That can only mean that I can get to the championship game and I might win, unless the other team is starting Eli Manning.
Flex: Danny Amendola
Danny is just ordinary Danny. Nothing special about his except that he’s on the short list of “not a diva wide receiver”.