Do rats dig jazz? They do if they are hopped up on cocaine. A recent report by California based animal rights group In Defense of Animals (IDA) exposed this, and other, ridiculous experiments being run by “scientists”. They reported,”Inquiring minds at Albany Medical College played music to a group of unsophisticated rats, who preferred Beethoven’s “Fur Elise” over Miles Davis’s “Four” and preferred silence over any music at all. When they sweetened the deal by adding cocaine to their least preferred options, however, they found that rats would reverse their preferences, even choosing jazz over classical.”

In case you were wondering, no drug could make the rats like Charlie Sheen.