John Cena Getting Pumped for the Rock at WrestleMania
Anyone who knows the Repoman knows that he is a big wrestling fan. It wasn’t a conscious decision, you see, but (like being a Cubs fan) was something I was born into. Papa Repo liked wrestling, so we watched wrestling. I’m talking legends of wrestling here, too. The Von Erich’s, Fabulous Freebirds, Nick Bockwinkle, the AWA, the UWF, WCCW, NWA…I have seen or heard about them all.
Anyone who knows the Repoman is also painfully aware that I cannot stand the John Cena character. There is something about his white bread, “Hulk Hogan 2K”, 5 moves of doom, hustle-loyalty-respect crap that irks me as a grown man. The fact that he never, ever loses when there is a huge match also tends to annoy and bore. It seems lazy for WWE to force feed a cartoon character down the throats of all of their fans, and Cena, in turn gets all the “heat” from any fans past puberty.
Still, the pending Wrestlemania matchup with John Cena facing off against the Rock will guarantee that the Repo’s hard earned $59 is shipped over to WWE. Personally, I’m hoping for a Cena heel turn where he runs wild all over the federation. More than likely, however, we will see Rock dominate the match only to succumb to Cena’s five moves of doom.
Badass? Unlikely. Cena is definitely starting to look the part though…