So that’s how they do National Signing Day in Alabama
Let’s be clear: I don’t give a fuck about college football. My alma mater isn’t a major football school, and let’s be real, any sport that determines what teams will battle for a championship by using a computer system and peer voting is just stupid. That said, some parts of this country take their college football pretty damn seriously.
Places like the south, for instance, where it’s practiaclly religion. So today I go to espn.com and the big story is National Signing Day. Again, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. But then I find out that some schools use “fax girls” to present the list of players that sign their intent to play with them. So basically a hot chick will strut in front of a camera and place names on a board.
America. Fuck yeah.
(via Big Lead Sports)