Its your boy Turd Ferguson now doing some interviews for the Repo Man. I contacted the super sexy Page 3 model Holly Jade Peers and when she said “yeah I’ll do it!” I damn near did a backflip! Check out this interview!

Turd Ferguson: Hi Holly! Thanks for taking the time to talk to me.
Holly Peers: Not a problem, I’ve heard some fun things about your interviews all the way across the pond.
TF: Awesome, lets start. So… what are your official measurements?
HP: My boobs are a 30F, waist 26 and are hips 34.
TF: Whoa!

TF: How often do you get hit on?
HP: I don’t feel like I get hit on very often! Maybe because I’m quite loud I scare men away!

TF: Be honest, have you ever weighed your boobs?
HP: No I never have! I’d imagine they’re quite heavy, I always get bad back.
TF: I happen to have a scale here, will you let me weigh them?
HP: HA! Your hands arent scales!

TP: Because Im in the USA, we dont use the slang word “Wanker”. Please explain to my readers what a “Wanker” is.
HP: HA! A wanker is someone that is a complete waste of space! Or someone that spends a lot of time alone in their bedroom!! Haha!

TF: Do you perfer to do topless shoots or fully clothed?
HP: I prefer doing covered up shoots I think they’re sexier, lingerie shoots are my favorite.

TF: On a first date, would you rather have pizza and a beer or filet migon and wine?
HP: Pizza and Beer!! I love a good spicy pizza and a cold Corona!

TF: You obviously have “Hollywood” looks, why havent you been selected to be a Bond Girl?
HP: I’m not a talented actress! Although if I was offered im sure I wouldn’t say no!

TF: What are your plans for New Years Eve?
HP: I live in Manchester but I’m going to spend new years eve partying in London with a few other glamour models.
TF: Is my girl Rosie Jones going to be there?
HP: Yeah, she was the one who told me about you.

TF: ReposDelight.com voted you the “Hottest Holly”, would you agree or is there another Holly that we dont know about?
HP: Holly Valance of course!

TF: Whats your choice of sleep wear?
HP: I love pj’s I like to wear all in ones but I always end up sleeping naked because I get too hot!

TF: Excluding me, what celebrity would you want to date?
HP: I’d love to date Jared Leto!
TF: Jered Leto? That guy wears eye makeup!
HP: But he’s so beautiful and mega talented.

TF: Tell us a joke.
HP: A man booked a weeks holiday at a nudist colony. I think the first two days are going to be his hardest!

TF: We interviewed Rosie Jones in September and her interview stands as the most read to date. Do you think your fans will read this interview enough to surpass Rosie?
HP: I don’t know about that! Rosie is such a popular model and a good friend of mine so I don’t think I’ll be able to compete with her!