Have you seen the sex tape that was recently “stolen” from B-List model Suelyn Medeiros? Its a pretty sad attempt at Kim Kardashian type of stardom. Its mostly sad because I thought the sex tape itself was boring compared to the almighty Kardashian machine that launched her into the stratosphere of celebrity. Clearly, Suelyn is trying to do the same.

So because Suelyn’s sex tape was so boring I decided to create a top 10 list of B-List models who’s sex tape should come up missing from their homes and on to my laptop that not only would be better than that snore-fest that was “stolen”, but also list the girls who need the attention that comes with a “stolen” sex tape.

10. Jessica Zepeda
AKA Miss Rabbit has been trying to go main stream for a while now. You might see her on red carpet shows for Telemundo or that other Spanish channel. Do you not see the booty on this mamasita? Her booty alone should be famous.

9. Mina Stefan
Mina is a webcam model slash slut. And if you’re willing to show everything but the goodies on the web then you’re not only fun, you’re begging for attention. So lets steal that sex tape and make Mina a celebrity.

8. Holly Peers
Holly is a Page 3 model who basically shows her tits for a living. Damn near perfect tits I might add. “Stolen” + sex tape = mega celebrity.

7. Jennifer Sterger
Some might argue that she isnt even a model, well for this list she is. And she is as B-List as we can get. Her career hasnt gone anywhere since she ruined Favre’s.

6. Christine Mendoza
Oh man, I remember the first time I saw this chick my crotch damn near exploded in my pants. And I wondered why isnt this girl a lot more famous? She has an exotic look to her that oozes sexuality.

5. Vida Guerra
Heres a girl who 5 or 6 years ago was the cream of the crop when it came to B-List models. She was always a butta-face (thats a girl who has everything butta face), however she was always looking for the spotlight. I even remember that someone “stole” her naked cell phone pictures. She parlayed that into a Playboy photo-shoot that no one cared about. So Im sure she is ready to try and go get her sex tape “stolen” for another 15 minutes of fame.

4. Jessica Jane Clement
Smashing Jessica Jane Clement in 14 different positions is on my bucket list. Im willing to bet that if she has her sex tape “stolen” she’ll end up on a reality show within the month. She’s sexy as hell and needs to be one of the most famous women on Earth.

3. Claudia Sampedro
Claudia is the B-List model who will never go A-List because of her big ol’ fake boobies and tramp stamp tat, but she is the B-list model who Im sure most men would kill to see her “stolen” sex tape. Well why isnt she #1 on this list? Because she looks a lot like Kim Kardashian in my opinion. And to honestly we’ve already seen Kim in action.

2. Natalie Gauvreau
Oh Natalie… hands down one of the hottest women on God’s green Earth. Why arent you an A-List model yet? Is it because you’re Canadian? The take-off of her career is just a sex tape away. A sex tape that Im will to be a part of. Just follow me on twitter and DM me and we’ll make it happen.

1. Rosie Jones
Why is Rosie Jones on this list when she’s a famous model, right? Nope. You and I might know who she is because of her spectacular rack that were just voted by Nuts Magazine as the hottest pair of boobs in all of Great Britain. But thats exactly why she’s on this list. She’s huge over in England, not the Untied States, which makes her B-List.

Take a good look at Rosie’s O-Face and work up the courage to tell me you wouldnt want to see her sex tape.