Rosie Jones is kind of a big deal. In the UK, she is all over all of the top chick magazines and has been featured in photo spreads, video shoots, calendars, and in the wet dreams of British teenagers across the pond. She has also been the undying celebrity focus of one man: Turd Ferguson.

For as long as I’ve known Turd (and we go back like pimps and Cadillacs), he has been talking up this British honey with an unbelievable talent set of…uh…assets and…well…ah, screw it, she’s hot! For serious journalists, the pinnacle of success is to receive a Pulitzer prize, and, well, Turd Ferguson has just received his Pulitzer…

Somehow, some way, the silly bastard has landed the interview of his dreams. That’s right, Turd Ferguson gets to go one on one with the British Bombshell, Rosie Jones. Is this a sign of the end of the world? Maybe. If so, though, Turd will be going with a smile.

And a chubby.

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