Do Rats Dig Jazz? They Do On Cocaine

coke ratDo rats dig jazz? They do if they are hopped up on cocaine. A recent report by California based animal rights group In Defense of Animals (IDA) exposed this, and other, ridiculous experiments being run by “scientists”. They reported,”Inquiring minds at Albany Medical College played music to a group of unsophisticated rats, who preferred Beethoven’s “Fur Elise” over Miles Davis’s “Four” and preferred silence over any music at all. When they sweetened the deal by adding cocaine to their least preferred options, however, they found that rats would reverse their preferences, even choosing jazz over classical.”

In case you were wondering, no drug could make the rats like Charlie Sheen.

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Top 5 Ways To Fix The Chicago Bulls

#5. Trade Omer Asik.
“The Turkish Hammer” is the most softest, clumsiest, offensively challenged 7-footer in the game. He played 14 minutes per game and only managed to average just 3 points and 5 rebounds. Some might say well he’s not there to score, he’s there to play defense. Well for a 7-footer (usually the only 7-footer on the floor) to give you only 3 defensive rebounds and 1 block per game isnt all that impressive. As a 7-footer, you should have something that resembles an offensive move and by learning to play offense at that height, it would certainly take some of the scoring pressure off Derrick Rose.

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Perfect 10 Thursday!

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Josh Hamilton Hits 4 Home Runs vs Orioles

The last time Josh Hamilton pounded 4 of anything with woke up covered in tattoos and cocaine. Check out the video of his epic night below.

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Twit Pic of the Day – @laceybanghard

Love the name, love the lady! Check out these two hot pics of the UK hottie Lacey Banghard and check her out Twitter (@laceybanghard)

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